Tuesday, January 12, 2010

You're not Steve Vai and you never will be.

Generally, long hair on guys grosses me out. If you're not famous or rich (or both), cut your hair and grow the fuck up.

My boyfriend has been growing his out for a while now. His reasoning for this affront to the senses is that he can't afford clippers (which cost the same as 2 issues of Guitar magazine) to trim his nasty neck hair - so he came to the conclusion that if he grows his hair long, it will act as camouflage for the magical forest of wonder growing on his neck.

REALLY?!

really.

I really hate my boyfriend.

Soon to be 5 years. What the fuck am i thinking?